Thursday, December 20, 2007
१। यह क्या हुआ कैसे हुआ ,कब हुआ , क्यों हुआ छोडो , यह ना सोचो
२ साला मेरा तो G4C में जब लग गया | मैं तो इंजिनियर से एजेंट बन गया | यह हाल मेरा देखो , यह चाल मेरी देखो जैसे आसमान से gira खजूर मैं जाकर अटका |
३ ये BPO ये G4C मेरे काम की नही , kyunkee यहाँ काम ही नही ||
४ रोते हुए यहाँ आते हैं सब, भगवान को याद करते हुए यहाँ से जाते हैं सब | हँसता हुआ जो यहाँ से जाएगा वो
तो पागल हे यारों कहलाएगा |
बाई दोस्तों | इसे झेलने का शुक्रीया
Saturday, December 1, 2007
I was browsing through my old mails and I stumbled upon this funny email from my sister in law. Might as well share it, and also back up what I said in Why she never wanted a boyfriend. Have fun!!
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
FOR ALL SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Engineering is so trendy these days that everybody wants to be one. The word "engineer" is greatly overused. If there's somebody in your life who you think is trying to pass as an engineer, give him this test to find out the truth.
ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST
You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...
A. Straighten it.
B. Ignore it.
C. Buy a latest designing system and spend the next six months designing a solar-powered, self-adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.
The correct answer is "C" but partial credit can be given to anybody who writes "It depends" in the margin of the test or simply blames the whole stupid thing on "Marketing."
Engineers have different objectives when it comes to social interaction.
"Normal" people expect to accomplish several unrealistic things from social interaction:
*Stimulating and thought-provoking conversation
*Important social contacts
*A feeling of connectedness with other humans
In contrast to "normal" people, engineers have rational objectives for social interactions:
*Get it over with as soon as possible.
*Avoid getting invited to something unpleasant.
*Demonstrate mental superiority and mastery of all subjects.
Engineers have different objectives when it comes to social interaction.
1 Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Ego-wise, two things are important to engineers:
* How smart they are.
* How many cool devices they own.
The fastest way to get an engineer to solve a problem is to declare that the problem is unsolvable. No engineer can walk away from an unsolvable problem until it's solved. No illness or distraction is sufficient to get the engineer off the case. These types of challenges quickly become personal -- a battle between the engineer and the laws of nature.
Monday, September 24, 2007
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Holidays with children can often by difficult to plan. You want to find that perfect vacation location for your kids that is kid friendly and fun for the entire family. When trying to find this perfect location for your holidays with children, then you need to keep several things in mind. 1. Kids would list the most wanted vacation location as Water Park , Disney World etc. This resort has something for everyone, no matter what age. The children can enjoy the many kid friendly activities, restaurants, and experiences ad they spend time with Mickey Mouse, Goofey,Spiderman and other characters.
So there is always a differnent aspect of Holiday for each of us . hence the best of the way to keep out of all the worries to visit some the best of the sites offering varios holiday packages like Holiday Hypermarket and you can book the best and cheap holidays and let them take care of all the burdens and you just chill out.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
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