सुनो यारों मेरी ZINDAGI का फलसफा "

१। यह क्या हुआ कैसे हुआ ,कब हुआ , क्यों हुआ छोडो , यह ना सोचो
२ साला मेरा तो G4C में जब लग गया | मैं तो इंजिनियर से एजेंट बन गया | यह हाल मेरा देखो , यह चाल मेरी देखो जैसे आसमान से gira खजूर मैं जाकर अटका |
३ ये BPO ये G4C मेरे काम की नही , kyunkee यहाँ काम ही नही ||
४ रोते हुए यहाँ आते हैं सब, भगवान को याद करते हुए यहाँ से जाते हैं सब | हँसता हुआ जो यहाँ से जाएगा वो
तो पागल हे यारों कहलाएगा |

जब से मैंने पे य पर पोस्ट प्रो सेस जोयं न की या है तब से मैं मेरी तो दु नी या ही बदल गयी है | | मुझे तो अब क्या बताउं सारे सपने ख़त्म हो गए हैं | बस दीन रात एक ही ख्याल आता है की जैसे ... अमीताब बच्चन साब की फ़िल्म का गाना | "मेरे अंगने मैं तुम्हारा क्या काम है "

बाई दोस्तों | इसे झेलने का शुक्रीया

This is a laughing matter

I was browsing through my old mails and I stumbled upon this funny email from my sister in law. Might as well share it, and also back up what I said in Why she never wanted a boyfriend. Have fun!!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

FOR ALL SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

ENGINEERS TEST

People who work in the fields of science and technology are not like other people. This can be frustrating to the nontechnical people who have to deal with them. The secret to deal with technology-oriented people is to understand their motivations.

Engineering is so trendy these days that everybody wants to be one. The word "engineer" is greatly overused. If there's somebody in your life who you think is trying to pass as an engineer, give him this test to find out the truth.

ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST
You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...

A. Straighten it.
B. Ignore it.
C. Buy a latest designing system and spend the next six months designing a solar-powered, self-adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.

The correct answer is "C" but partial credit can be given to anybody who writes "It depends" in the margin of the test or simply blames the whole stupid thing on "Marketing."

SOCIAL SKILLS

Engineers have different objectives when it comes to social interaction.

"Normal" people expect to accomplish several unrealistic things from social interaction:

*Stimulating and thought-provoking conversation
*Important social contacts
*A feeling of connectedness with other humans

In contrast to "normal" people, engineers have rational objectives for social interactions:

*Get it over with as soon as possible.
*Avoid getting invited to something unpleasant.
*Demonstrate mental superiority and mastery of all subjects.

SOCIAL SKILLS
Engineers have different objectives when it comes to social interaction.

1 Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Ego-wise, two things are important to engineers:
* How smart they are.
* How many cool devices they own.

The fastest way to get an engineer to solve a problem is to declare that the problem is unsolvable. No engineer can walk away from an unsolvable problem until it's solved. No illness or distraction is sufficient to get the engineer off the case. These types of challenges quickly become personal -- a battle between the engineer and the laws of nature.

Plastic surgery ! A costly affair

Each one of us wants to look attractive and beautiful. At times, birth defects, accidents scars and ageing leave their mark on our bodies, which need to be rectified. This rectification can be accomplished by means of cosmetic surgery.Cosmetic surgery is one of the popular types of plastic surgery which is undertaken to promote the beauty or appearance of the person.When the person is dissatisfied with his looks, then one can make a decision to have a cosmetic surgery in order to look beautiful.
There is an obstacle for people from an average financial background as cosmetic surgery is a costly affair. To add to the expenses, normally insurance companies do not cover the cost of plastic surgery for cosmetic purposes.
The cosmetic surgery financing offers loans for all cosmetic, plastic, dental, laser, gastric, bypass and infertility surgery. You may use any doctor of your choice, preferably a certified surgeon. Then approach the finance company for cosmetic surgery loan.To find Cosmetic surgery loans,cheap and cosmetic surgery loans visit http://www.easycosmeticsurgeryloans.co.uk.

Planning A Holiday

Taking a break from the busy schedules of your daily work can really boost up your energy level. The most relevant option of taking a break can be visiting a hill station. However planning a proper holiday that would suit your pockets is another problem you may encounter. Where, when, how and a lot many things might creep into your mind as you make up your mind to go for a holiday. Amongst all, lodging is the primary concern for many of us. …
Holidays with children can often by difficult to plan. You want to find that perfect vacation location for your kids that is kid friendly and fun for the entire family. When trying to find this perfect location for your holidays with children, then you need to keep several things in mind. 1. Kids would list the most wanted vacation location as Water Park , Disney World etc. This resort has something for everyone, no matter what age. The children can enjoy the many kid friendly activities, restaurants, and experiences ad they spend time with Mickey Mouse, Goofey,Spiderman and other characters.
So there is always a differnent aspect of Holiday for each of us . hence the best of the way to keep out of all the worries to visit some the best of the sites offering varios holiday packages like Holiday Hypermarket and you can book the best and cheap holidays and let them take care of all the burdens and you just chill out.

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